Is it called missing someone because that person is missing from your life?
This almost tops Crowley’s son saying ‘you must be angels’.| gag reel
mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin
ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda
R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me
listening to a sad song that has a nice beat
million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory